Teeth Caretakers Gifts

'You should have come to me sooner.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I had to skip my workout."

Love conquers all, except plaque.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Lazy plumber.

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

My Bowl Is Empty.

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

Zen Kitten

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,