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'You should have come to me sooner.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"I had to skip my workout."

Love conquers all, except plaque.

Boy whistling at crackers.

Hell No Kitty

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Lazy plumber.

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

My Bowl Is Empty.

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Zen Kitten

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'