Caretaker Of Tiny Teeth Gifts

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

Caution. Slippery when wet.

Egg Buggy

My Bowl Is Empty.

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

Zen Kitten

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'I think it's time we told kitty she was adopted.'

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

"I'm training him to do chores."

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

'You're needed at the can opener.'

Grandparents with their grandchild (colour).

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

Cold Call

"My dad works in surveillance."

People rushing into 'School of nursing' while a man reads 'Nation in nursing crisis'

"CLEAN MY LITTER BOX!"

'A little old lady, eh? That explains why the trunk is full of kitty litter!'

Alzheimer's and the Vicious Circle of Slow Death

"He won't wear the sweater I crocheted for him."

Tooth

"Santa set up the hotline because he knows not everyone is jolly this time of the year!"