Caretaker Of Tiny Teeth Pillows

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Egg Buggy

Caution. Slippery when wet.

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

My Bowl Is Empty.

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

Zen Kitten

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'I think it's time we told kitty she was adopted.'

"I'm training him to do chores."

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

'You're needed at the can opener.'

Grandparents with their grandchild (colour).

"My dad works in surveillance."

Cold Call

People rushing into 'School of nursing' while a man reads 'Nation in nursing crisis'

"CLEAN MY LITTER BOX!"

"Santa set up the hotline because he knows not everyone is jolly this time of the year!"

"He won't wear the sweater I crocheted for him."

Tooth

'A little old lady, eh? That explains why the trunk is full of kitty litter!'

"I have an enormous favor to ask you."