Little One's Caretaker Pillows

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'They sure have small litters.'

Help me!

Dog Food

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

Caution. Slippery when wet.

Egg Buggy

My Bowl Is Empty.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

Zen Kitten

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

'I think it's time we told kitty she was adopted.'

Captain's Log: Day 3 of Polly's cracker detox was a tough one...

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

Cat coming out of a maternity ward.

"I'm prescribing a placebo. You'll have to explain to him that it's really working."

Hamster IV