Little One's Caretaker Prints

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'They sure have small litters.'

Help me!

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Dog Food

Egg Buggy

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

Caution. Slippery when wet.

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

My Bowl Is Empty.

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

Cathedral Made Safe.

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

Zen Kitten

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

'I think it's time we told kitty she was adopted.'

Hamster IV

Captain's Log: Day 3 of Polly's cracker detox was a tough one...

"I'm prescribing a placebo. You'll have to explain to him that it's really working."

Cat coming out of a maternity ward.