Kiddie Caretaker Prints

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Bathing the dog

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"I had to skip my workout."

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'They sure have small litters.'

The Cat Spa

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

Boy whistling at crackers.

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

Hell No Kitty

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Help me!

Lazy plumber.

Dog Food

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'