Kiddie Caretaker Prints

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Bathing the dog

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"I had to skip my workout."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'They sure have small litters.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

The Cat Spa

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Help me!

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Lazy plumber.

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

Dog Food

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'