Teen Gossip Gifts

"So what's this I hear about you crushing on Estella?"

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

The Brothers Grime

Musical notes bubble gum.

Pop Culture for Teens

Fishbowl rebellion.

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"Reverend John Ship performed the nuptials. Attorney Thomas Sims performed the prenuptials."

"...then click 'save settings', scroll down to 'done' and voila! You're on Facebook stalking Miriam's daughter's new husband."

Teenage Shakespeare

'My degree is in journalism but with a major emphasis in celebrity gossip.'

'She'll be back!!!'

"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."

"And she's an interesting conversationalist, too."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .

The Incredible Skulk

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

Gotta babysit. Too bad! Tap tap. The worst part is the first! Subduing little monsters? Tap tap. No

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

"Yes! I'm THE Britney Spears... I was named 'Britney Spears' first so that makes me THE the."

Deepening rift between royal brothers

You! Are thick magazine.

'I didn't know there WAS an 'idle gossip dot com.''

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."