Teen Gossip Prints

"So what's this I hear about you crushing on Estella?"

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

The Brothers Grime

Musical notes bubble gum.

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Fishbowl rebellion.

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"Reverend John Ship performed the nuptials. Attorney Thomas Sims performed the prenuptials."

Teenage Shakespeare

"...then click 'save settings', scroll down to 'done' and voila! You're on Facebook stalking Miriam's daughter's new husband."

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

'My degree is in journalism but with a major emphasis in celebrity gossip.'

'She'll be back!!!'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

"And she's an interesting conversationalist, too."

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

Deepening rift between royal brothers

'I didn't know there WAS an 'idle gossip dot com.''

You! Are thick magazine.

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"