Teen Angster Gifts

What TV Shows Think 12 Year Old Girls Are Like/Me at 12.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

High school sophomore Kyle Rimnard tests his theory that cafeteria meatloaf cures acne.

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'But Mom, can't I just skip puberty and go straight to mid-life crisis?'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

Girl to other re: Drama Class: 'Is that where all the girls gossip and fight over guys?'

'Dad, will you tell me about the prat falls of dating?'

"My advice to you...fuhgeddaboudit."

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

Lawn mower breaking kit

'Billy Cargill doesn't have any facebook friends. He's a loner.'

"Now he's going to really suffer. Bring out the pollen and ragweed."

"I don't understand how all the girls grew taller over the summer!"

'Godfather, Clemenza here feels that, if you ran for president, we might stand a chance of killing people legally,'

"Different strokes for different folks, O'Malley. Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."

"One day all this will be yours."

"That's right, Terri, my dad let me borrow his car!"

"Woke up late this afternoon, I've got the teenage blues…"

Girl refusing a boy's advances.

Rebel without a pause...and another ting I'm not going to put up with blah!blah!blah!

'You have a zit where?'

Family hotel with sign reading 'Teenagers welcome (half bored/full bored)'.

"Don't mess with him - he's a hard bastard. . . !"

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'

'Sure he's cute, smart and athletic. But my parents would approve of him and that wouldn't work for me.'

That's when I decided why should I care

'It's not fair!'