Teen Angster Mugs

What TV Shows Think 12 Year Old Girls Are Like/Me at 12.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'But Mom, can't I just skip puberty and go straight to mid-life crisis?'

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

Girl to other re: Drama Class: 'Is that where all the girls gossip and fight over guys?'

'Dad, will you tell me about the prat falls of dating?'

"My advice to you...fuhgeddaboudit."

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

"Different strokes for different folks, O'Malley. Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."

'Godfather, Clemenza here feels that, if you ran for president, we might stand a chance of killing people legally,'

"One day all this will be yours."

"Now he's going to really suffer. Bring out the pollen and ragweed."

"I don't understand how all the girls grew taller over the summer!"

"That's right, Terri, my dad let me borrow his car!"

"Woke up late this afternoon, I've got the teenage blues…"

'You have a zit where?'

Family hotel with sign reading 'Teenagers welcome (half bored/full bored)'.

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'

Rebel without a pause...and another ting I'm not going to put up with blah!blah!blah!

"Don't mess with him - he's a hard bastard. . . !"

'Sure he's cute, smart and athletic. But my parents would approve of him and that wouldn't work for me.'

Girl refusing a boy's advances.

That's when I decided why should I care

'It's not fair!'