Tech Trouble Maestro Gifts

'I'm sorry Ms. Tinsdale. My computer got a virus and lost my homework!'

Mozart on a computer,

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

'Where are the kids?'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

The alphabet blocks are great for teaching him how to text!

Nest building

Spinning Plates!

'Overwhelm the facts with interpretation and have it on my desk Thursday.'

TV Repair 101.

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

"But this way I know where everything is."

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

Martha Stewart at Home.

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

"Wait? I thought it was a 'look'?"

Workers rest

We are on the move. . .

'I'm a court jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

Jesus forgets to save.

"I'm making my leftover turkey-lengua-onion casserole for dinner!"

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

"Can you hold on a sec? I need to check on Timmy."

'Maybe the pilot crash landed here.'

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

"Technically I have managed to get that big old sofa out the door..."

'I'm waiting until someone develops a Weapon of Mess Destruction.'

"I said me and the boys are getting the band back together, are you in?"