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'I'm sorry Ms. Tinsdale. My computer got a virus and lost my homework!'

Mozart on a computer,

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

'Where are the kids?'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

Nest building

Spinning Plates!

'Overwhelm the facts with interpretation and have it on my desk Thursday.'

TV Repair 101.

Workers rest

"Wait? I thought it was a 'look'?"

"But this way I know where everything is."

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

We are on the move. . .

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

'I'm a court jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

Jesus forgets to save.

"I'm making my leftover turkey-lengua-onion casserole for dinner!"

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

'Maybe the pilot crash landed here.'

"Can you hold on a sec? I need to check on Timmy."

"Technically I have managed to get that big old sofa out the door..."

'I'm waiting until someone develops a Weapon of Mess Destruction.'

Happy Birthday