Tech-attachment Analyst Gifts

I should probably get out more.

Nerd tryouts.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Twitter censorship

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

SF NO

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I meant the dog!"

Progress?

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

Someday

'I'm the groom's broker and I'll be seating you before the ceremony begins. Technical analysts will be sitting on the left, and fundamental analysts will be on the right.'

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

'Oh-oh- planned obsolescence!'

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

The emperor has no phone!

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

Better Living Through Technology

Net Neutrality

NHS computer: Kaput.

"Thank you all for attending this first conference of the surveillance camera recording industry."

Facebook in Crisis

Screen Time at the Dining Table

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."