Tech-attachment Analyst T-Shirts

I should probably get out more.

Nerd tryouts.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Twitter censorship

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

"I meant the dog!"

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Progress?

'I'm the groom's broker and I'll be seating you before the ceremony begins. Technical analysts will be sitting on the left, and fundamental analysts will be on the right.'

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

'Oh-oh- planned obsolescence!'

Better Living Through Technology

Net Neutrality

NHS computer: Kaput.

Facebook in Crisis

'With my new phone I can lie out of both side of my mouth 24/7.'

"Thank you all for attending this first conference of the surveillance camera recording industry."

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

Screen Time at the Dining Table