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Clash of the Tech Giants

Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins

"Phones have ears."

"Judging tech giants is a bit beyond my pay grade."

"Meta have stopped fact checking." "No they haven't."

"Elon is coming! Elon is coming!"

Please help, I'm in turmoil. What is it, my son? Apple and Google are competing vigorously. Yes, the war of the patron saints. As it was foretold. What? You knew this was going to happen?! I read analyst reports. I'm not a dolt. Computer Villa.

Mobile elephones claim another victim.

The World Will Control-Alt-Delete Soon

Scandal about listening on Facebook

Facebook Whistleblower

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

The Anti-Agent

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Light Bulb Moment

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"National security adviser"

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"Morning, all!"

The Life of Pi

Lethal Presentation

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Time Is Money