Technology Aide Gifts

"Winslow's computer must be down again."

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Nerd tryouts.

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Man doing a search on a computer

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

If Disney was a software company

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Why do you need so many computers?

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."