Technology Aide Mugs

"Winslow's computer must be down again."

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Nerd tryouts.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Man doing a search on a computer

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Why do you need so many computers?

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

Man feeding his computer money.

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.