Tech Industry Analyst Gifts

SF NO

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Great Chinese Dynasties

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"National security adviser"

Satya Nutella

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

I should probably get out more.

US v.s. Tech Giants

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

Internet.

EU and India partnership.

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Twitter censorship

"That's hardly necessary!"

How logos change over time.

"Tariffs"

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'More government surveillance!'

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

Legalish

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"You're hired!"

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'