Tech Industry Analyst Pillows

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Great Chinese Dynasties

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"National security adviser"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

I should probably get out more.

US v.s. Tech Giants

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

EU and India partnership.

Twitter censorship

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

How logos change over time.

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"That's hardly necessary!"

"Tariffs"

'More government surveillance!'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

"You're hired!"

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'