Teacher Appreciation Enthusiasts Gifts

I will never badmouth teachers again. . .

A Puppet Named Juan

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'C'mon get it straight.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

I will study my speling words...

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

"Could I ask just one question?"

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

The best PE teacher in the World.

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

'A dog ate my homework.'