Teacher Tributes Gifts

Smirking or Non-smirking

"We're getting a new teacher. Ms. Glenn abdicated."

A Puppet Named Juan

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

I will study my speling words...

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

"Could I ask just one question?"

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

The best PE teacher in the World.

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'Maths is fun!'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?