Teacher Appreciation Gifts

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'Just a darn minute ? yesterday you said that X equals two!'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

'First, you have to get their attention.'

'I think your test grading is biased in favor of students who answer the test questions correctly.'

"Isn't it more important to learn how to be a decent human being?"

"May I have your attention please???" "NO!!!"

'I connected my food processor to my computer, in case I have to eat my words.'

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

"The fact is, I didn't do the homework assignment because you seem to be swamped with paperwork and I didn't want to add to your problems."

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

'How can I possibly be a discipline problem? I'm usually asleep.'

Presentation: Any questions?

'It's a guess. I never said it was an educated guess.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

"Why is it called History. Is it becasue they didn't believe her story?"

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

"I'm feeling fine, Mrs. Green! I haven't had to say, 'pay attention' once today!"

"What do you mean I answer every question with a question?"

'By the second week of instruction all first-graders should be able to count to one.'

'Reading, writing, and arithmetic? Why wasn't I told of this?'

Thoughts on Education.

"I think I'm making progress. One of them asked a follow-up question today."

Obsolete: Any piece of software or hardware that your school brought last year for mega bucks.

"You have to not only show your answer, you have to show how you got your answer."

Child: 'If I've got five oranges, and you take away two, wouldn't that be stealing Miss?'

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

"Ok clss pls trn ur pprs ovr n strt :)"

'Teacher training has become harder and harder these days!'

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

'It rained all week and they had to stay inside at recess and draw.'

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

Teacher using TV in the Classroom.