Educator Appreciation Gifts

'I keep getting leadership mixed up with incitement.'

A Puppet Named Juan

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'C'mon get it straight.'

Campaign for Plain English

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

I will study my speling words...

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

"Could I ask just one question?"

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

How to deliver a successful presentation.

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

The best PE teacher in the World.