Educator Appreciation Pillows

'I keep getting leadership mixed up with incitement.'

A Puppet Named Juan

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

Campaign for Plain English

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

I will study my speling words...

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"Could I ask just one question?"

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

How to deliver a successful presentation.

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

The best PE teacher in the World.

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.