Teacher's Appreciation Day Gifts

'Did I throw which spitball?'

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

A Puppet Named Juan

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Staff support"

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'C'mon get it straight.'

'But I digress...'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

I will study my speling words...

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

Pi Ala Mode.

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'