Professor Appreciation Day Gifts

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

A Puppet Named Juan

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'C'mon get it straight.'

'But I digress...'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

I will study my speling words...

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

Build Your Own Portfolio

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Pi Ala Mode.

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"Could I ask just one question?"

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.