Taxidermist Gifts

"Pound for pound, I'm the most successful hunter I know."

Moose with Hunter Trophies.

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'Great cabin Leroy, the rug really ties it all in.'

Deer Hunter and his trophies.

"Wow. That Phil sure is lucky to be indoors on a night like this!"

'Taxidermist? No, no...I consider myself a 'tax enthusiast.' But I agree that I captured his essence, and he looks very natural.'

Dragon Head Trophy

J.J. Smithers: Veterinarian and Taxidermist

'...And last year I finally bagged me the big one!'

'What, remove him and ruin a perfectly good story!'

"Species loss has hit him hard."

Taxidermy.

'Ugh! Forget it, Earl. Who'd want a face like that hanging on their wall?'

Joint Ventures!

'Taxidermy? Jeepers, I didn't even know that was a crime. How about you guys - what are you in for?'

Two taxidermists are confronted with a dead elephant - 'We're going to need some overtime for this one...'

'You'll get him back one way or another... my brother is a taxidermist.'

Joe's Vet and Taxidermy

Rudolph's head is mounted on wall over fireplace.

Santa's head mounted on a wall.

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong.

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

'Duh. He's a taxi-dermist.'

"...and this one here gave me a real battle!!"

"Congratulations! I think I have just the position for you."

'Our accident in Wyoming wiped out our vacations for the next 5 years.'

'I'm a taxi-dermist.'

'Once I got him into the water, it was no contest!'

'It was Oscar's final request.'

Capt. Ahab has Moby Dick mounted on wall.

Matador Taxidermy

"The invention of taxidermy."

"That isn't the trophy that I had envisioned."