Taxidermy Collector Gifts

'I find it silences detractors.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"You're on a what?!"

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"It's his emotional support animal."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"The invention of taxidermy."

Childlike love

Teddy and friends.

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

Joint Ventures!

"I'll bet there's a story there."

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Maternity tattoos

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

A fairground attraction

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

'Researching the opossum article.'

Insecurity hits Wall Street

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

'I am sorry Davis, your bonus is a bit different this year, its all down to cashflow; but you can take your pick.'

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

Superintendent

Redneck Relative Thanksgiving

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Jumble Sale

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

Davey Crockets Teddy Bear hat

"Bev sure takes the last leg literally."