Taxidermy Appreciator Gifts

"Clay, I wish you'd shoot something for over the mantel."

Football Chameleon

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Turtle Hat

"The invention of taxidermy."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Joint Ventures!

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

Scot holding a heart.

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

'I am sorry Davis, your bonus is a bit different this year, its all down to cashflow; but you can take your pick.'

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

Superintendent

Redneck Relative Thanksgiving

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

J. M. W. Turner

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

Little girl curling the mane of her father's lion hunting trophy.

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"

Lecture today. This last one is always found just outside cave entrances. Lecture today. Hominid fossil finds. We're calling him "gnomo-sapiens."

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

"Just between you and me, he was a road kill."

'Now this was a crafty one!'

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

Coldwater Canyon and the Fowl Remains

(Visual gag) Taxidermist.

Man freaked out by a moose head.

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'