Taxidermy Fan Gifts

Superintendent

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

'Your only hope to keep him with you is a taxidermist.'

"The invention of taxidermy."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"Meow"

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

Joint Ventures!

"It's the new self-driving model."

"I'll bet there's a story there."

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

Clock Tower Shadow

'I am sorry Davis, your bonus is a bit different this year, its all down to cashflow; but you can take your pick.'

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

Redneck Relative Thanksgiving

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

Lecture today. This last one is always found just outside cave entrances. Lecture today. Hominid fossil finds. We're calling him "gnomo-sapiens."

Little girl curling the mane of her father's lion hunting trophy.

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

"What kind of mileage does it get?"

'Now this was a crafty one!'

"Just between you and me, he was a road kill."

Man freaked out by a moose head.

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"