Taxidermy Fan Pillows

Superintendent

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

'Your only hope to keep him with you is a taxidermist.'

"The invention of taxidermy."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"Meow"

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

Joint Ventures!

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

"It's the new self-driving model."

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

'I am sorry Davis, your bonus is a bit different this year, its all down to cashflow; but you can take your pick.'

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

Clock Tower Shadow

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

Coldwater Canyon and the Fowl Remains

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

Little girl curling the mane of her father's lion hunting trophy.

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

"What kind of mileage does it get?"

"Just between you and me, he was a road kill."

Man freaked out by a moose head.

(Visual gag) Taxidermist.

'Now this was a crafty one!'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"