Taxidermy Admirer Pillows

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'Sure, I can stuff a rat.'

Football Chameleon

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"The invention of taxidermy."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Joint Ventures!

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

"I'll bet there's a story there."

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Tiger

'I am sorry Davis, your bonus is a bit different this year, its all down to cashflow; but you can take your pick.'

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

Superintendent

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

Little girl curling the mane of her father's lion hunting trophy.

Man freaked out by a moose head.

Coldwater Canyon and the Fowl Remains

"Just between you and me, he was a road kill."

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

(Visual gag) Taxidermist.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"

'Now this was a crafty one!'

"She massages egos."

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'Our accident in Wyoming wiped out our vacations for the next 5 years.'