Taxidermy Curious Pillows

"The invention of taxidermy."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Joint Ventures!

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

"I'll bet there's a story there."

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

'I am sorry Davis, your bonus is a bit different this year, its all down to cashflow; but you can take your pick.'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

Superintendent

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

Little girl curling the mane of her father's lion hunting trophy.

"He does impressions too!"

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

(Visual gag) Taxidermist.

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

Coldwater Canyon and the Fowl Remains

'Now this was a crafty one!'

Man freaked out by a moose head.

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"

"Just between you and me, he was a road kill."

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'Our accident in Wyoming wiped out our vacations for the next 5 years.'

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...