Taxidermy Curious Pillows

Taxidermy. Relax! It's just your reflection in the shop window!

"The invention of taxidermy."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Joint Ventures!

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

Superintendent

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

Redneck Relative Thanksgiving

'I am sorry Davis, your bonus is a bit different this year, its all down to cashflow; but you can take your pick.'

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

"He does impressions too!"

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

Man freaked out by a moose head.

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"

Lecture today. This last one is always found just outside cave entrances. Lecture today. Hominid fossil finds. We're calling him "gnomo-sapiens."

Little girl curling the mane of her father's lion hunting trophy.

(Visual gag) Taxidermist.

Coldwater Canyon and the Fowl Remains

"Just between you and me, he was a road kill."

'Now this was a crafty one!'

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'Our accident in Wyoming wiped out our vacations for the next 5 years.'

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...