Taxidermy Admirer Prints

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'Sure, I can stuff a rat.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Football Chameleon

"The invention of taxidermy."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Joint Ventures!

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

Tiger

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

'I am sorry Davis, your bonus is a bit different this year, its all down to cashflow; but you can take your pick.'

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Redneck Relative Thanksgiving

Superintendent

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

(Visual gag) Taxidermist.

Man freaked out by a moose head.

'Now this was a crafty one!'

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

"She massages egos."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"

Lecture today. This last one is always found just outside cave entrances. Lecture today. Hominid fossil finds. We're calling him "gnomo-sapiens."

Little girl curling the mane of her father's lion hunting trophy.

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

"Just between you and me, he was a road kill."

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

Coldwater Canyon and the Fowl Remains

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'