Taxidermy Gifts

"Pound for pound, I'm the most successful hunter I know."

"Species loss has hit him hard."

'Taxidermist? No, no...I consider myself a 'tax enthusiast.' But I agree that I captured his essence, and he looks very natural.'

'...And last year I finally bagged me the big one!'

'What, remove him and ruin a perfectly good story!'

"And where did you put the rest of the moose?"

'Ugh! Forget it, Earl. Who'd want a face like that hanging on their wall?'

If you had an ass I'd kick it!

Rudolph's head is mounted on wall over fireplace.

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

'Our accident in Wyoming wiped out our vacations for the next 5 years.'

Taxidermy.

Two taxidermists are confronted with a dead elephant - 'We're going to need some overtime for this one...'

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

"The fact is I don't know a single damn story about any of them. I just rent the place furnished."

"The hard part was pulling my head off the wall and reattaching it to my body."

"It's what he'd want, Mom—they're all together now."

Superintendent

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

"And that's a huge colander."

"Just between you and me, he was a road kill."

"My husband has a huge set of antlers and I have a pretty good idea where he's hanging out."

"Ahhh yes, this one had a great deal of courage."

"I escaped."

"The invention of taxidermy."

Not really smarter than the average bear.

"Turns out the biggest mistake a hunter can make is sleeping with the wife of the town's only taxidermist."

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

"I'll bet there's a story there."

'Very realistic! Who's your taxidermist?'

Downhill taxidermy never made it past the trial stages of the Olympics.

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

'Now, Mr. Rafferty, what about this head you wanted to give me?'