Taxidermy Gifts

"Pound for pound, I'm the most successful hunter I know."

Deer Hunter and his trophies.

'...And last year I finally bagged me the big one!'

"Species loss has hit him hard."

'Taxidermist? No, no...I consider myself a 'tax enthusiast.' But I agree that I captured his essence, and he looks very natural.'

'What, remove him and ruin a perfectly good story!'

"And where did you put the rest of the moose?"

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

'Our accident in Wyoming wiped out our vacations for the next 5 years.'

Rudolph's head is mounted on wall over fireplace.

Taxidermy.

Two taxidermists are confronted with a dead elephant - 'We're going to need some overtime for this one...'

'Ugh! Forget it, Earl. Who'd want a face like that hanging on their wall?'

If you had an ass I'd kick it!

'Fido's looking old, don't you think, Cynthia?'

Human skin rug.

'I can't work on this fish until you get the lead out of your bass.'

'It choked on the oars.'

'My hobby is taxidermy...and this is my trophy room.'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

"Then they revoked his hunting license!"

Tarzan sees someone he knows on a hunters wall - 'Mummy!'

'If you're not more careful, you're going to lose your reputation as a great marksman.'

Taxidermist Pugilist.

'I want him mounted but right now I'm just getting estimates.'

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

'Now this was a crafty one!'

'My taxidermist used to work for Disney.'

Casey's Veterinarian Clinic and Taxidermy 'Either way you'll get your pet back.'

'I mounted this one myself on route 481.'

"Gloria it's time you found out the truth about me. I'm not a dermatologist, I'm really a taxidermist!"

"He may be small but he put up a heck of a fight."

Dead ducks

"If you had a butt I'd kick it!"

"The last thing he said was, 'Give me the net, give me the net!'"