Taxidermy Aficionado Gifts

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

"If you had a butt I'd kick it!"

"Yes, it's my husband Ron, it was cheaper to get him stuffed than buried."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"The invention of taxidermy."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

D.I.Y

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

Penny

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

Joint Ventures!

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

"Anatomy of a cat"

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

Superintendent

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Pizza Delivery Delays

'I am sorry Davis, your bonus is a bit different this year, its all down to cashflow; but you can take your pick.'

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

"Just between you and me, he was a road kill."

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

Little girl curling the mane of her father's lion hunting trophy.

An old lady has her varicose veins tattooed to look like plants

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

Coldwater Canyon and the Fowl Remains

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.