Eccentric Taxidermy Fan Gifts

The Toast Hunter

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

Superintendent

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

The Phyllis Diller Collection

Crocodile Shoes

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

'Our accident in Wyoming wiped out our vacations for the next 5 years.'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

Matador Taxidermy

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

'Sure, I can stuff a rat.'

'Thanks for coming in . ..now I can finish that ankle bracelet I'm working on.'

'I find it silences detractors.'

'Would you mind handing me that needle and thread, sir?'

'Just think about it. . . Australia is home to over 800,000 unique species, but you're still, by far, the absolute lamest.'

'It was Oscar's final request.'

'...he's teaching me air guitar.'

Toilet ducks!

Sinking Ship Tattoo

"Don't worry about digging under the chicken coop fence: I have a bolt-cutter..."

Snake

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."

"Yes, it's my husband Ron, it was cheaper to get him stuffed than buried."

Penquin with sign: All dressed-up and nowhere to go.

'Fido's looking old, don't you think, Cynthia?'

"Those hermit crabs stop at nothing."

'Yes, sir can I help you'