Taxidermy Appreciator T-Shirts

"Clay, I wish you'd shoot something for over the mantel."

Football Chameleon

Turtle Hat

"The invention of taxidermy."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Joint Ventures!

Scot holding a heart.

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

"I'll bet there's a story there."

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

'I am sorry Davis, your bonus is a bit different this year, its all down to cashflow; but you can take your pick.'

J. M. W. Turner

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

Superintendent

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

Little girl curling the mane of her father's lion hunting trophy.

Man freaked out by a moose head.

'Now this was a crafty one!'

Coldwater Canyon and the Fowl Remains

"Just between you and me, he was a road kill."

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

(Visual gag) Taxidermist.

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'