Frugal Taxidermy Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'They cut my hours at work, so to save money I've decided to do my own taxidermy!'

"The invention of taxidermy."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Joint Ventures!

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"I'll bet there's a story there."

'I am sorry Davis, your bonus is a bit different this year, its all down to cashflow; but you can take your pick.'

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

Superintendent

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

Little girl curling the mane of her father's lion hunting trophy.

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

"Just between you and me, he was a road kill."

(Visual gag) Taxidermist.

Man freaked out by a moose head.

'Now this was a crafty one!'

Coldwater Canyon and the Fowl Remains

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'Our accident in Wyoming wiped out our vacations for the next 5 years.'

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'