Tax Joke Collector Gifts

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Relax, I'm from the IRS. Death and taxes have merged.'

'I'd like a receipt for income tax purposes.'

You get three years for tax evasion, plus a late fee, and interest compounded daily, so your total comes to, let's see

The death Tax = Loads of Cash.

Yes, they are all dependants."

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

"I just asked to see his tax returns. It was supposed to be funny."

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

'Tax inspector: In. Out. Suicide notes.'

'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

IRS, 'You filed your tax return two days late -- Why do you hate America?'

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

'He's testing my Hippocratic Oath. He wors for the IRS.'

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

"Actually we're one of the few businesses that enjoy VAT visits."

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

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"You were observed laughing on the way to the bank. Well, we'll take care of that."

'It only made sense for us to finally merge.'

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

'The IRS is wondering when you might get around to filing your Federal Income Tax?'

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

Ancient Greece. "The unexamined life is not worth living." Socrates. Socrates clearly lived in a time before IRS audits.