Tax Joke Collector Pillows

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Relax, I'm from the IRS. Death and taxes have merged.'

'I'd like a receipt for income tax purposes.'

The death Tax = Loads of Cash.

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

Yes, they are all dependants."

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"I just asked to see his tax returns. It was supposed to be funny."

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'

'Tax inspector: In. Out. Suicide notes.'

'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'

IRS, 'You filed your tax return two days late -- Why do you hate America?'

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

'He's testing my Hippocratic Oath. He wors for the IRS.'

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

"Actually we're one of the few businesses that enjoy VAT visits."

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

"You were observed laughing on the way to the bank. Well, we'll take care of that."

'It only made sense for us to finally merge.'

Tax relief

"Now they tell me there's a departure tax."

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

'Giving to the poor is deductible, Mr. Hood, but taking from the rich is still problematic.'

'The IRS is wondering when you might get around to filing your Federal Income Tax?'

"Bad debts, yes, but you can't deduct bad trips."

"Do you have any receipts from this this 'alien abduction'?"

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