Tax Joke Enthusiast Pillows

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'You never knew your father -- they closed a tax loophole while he was in it.'

Arlo Jones: Born, Taxed to Death, Died.

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

Yes, they are all dependants."

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

"I just asked to see his tax returns. It was supposed to be funny."

'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'

'Tax inspector: In. Out. Suicide notes.'

'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

IRS, 'You filed your tax return two days late -- Why do you hate America?'

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

'He's testing my Hippocratic Oath. He wors for the IRS.'

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

"Actually we're one of the few businesses that enjoy VAT visits."

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

'It only made sense for us to finally merge.'

"Bad debts, yes, but you can't deduct bad trips."

"Think of the raising of taxes as a motivational tool to go out and make more money."

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"So let me see... for your last will you have decided to bequeath all your unpaid tax bills to your ex husband."

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

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'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

"You were observed laughing on the way to the bank. Well, we'll take care of that."

"Now they tell me there's a departure tax."

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"