Tax Humor Lover Pillows

'It's a tax refund. There's a note attached asking us not to cash it before next week.'

'You want a second opinion? OK, you owe thirty five hundred dollars AND you're ugly.'

IRS tax forms.

'Let's see ... you're from Jupiter? Here we go - you'll need form 1037-j.'

"I wouldn't mind this so much, if it weren't for the inheritance taxes!"

"I wanted to pay my tax with a smile...but the inland revenue insisted I gave them cash."

"In come"

We heard your ship had come in and we're here to dock it.

'I don't believe in traditional capital punishment. I'm sentencing you to be taxed to death.'

"I realize it was a miracle, but you still need to pay taxes on the fair market value for all the wine created out of water."

'They'll tax it less than my 4x4 vehicle.'

"Not your leader...I'm looking for some place to hide taxable income."

'About the smiley-face - do you know the penalty for filing a frivolous return?'

"It's great that you lost weight, but you don't pay less taxes because there's less of you."

"You were observed laughing on the way to the bank. Well, we'll take care of that."

"Hahahaa! Now the tax authority guys will never find us!!"

'Hey! It's our tax dollars too!'

I, too, used to doubt my own existence - but then I got audited by the IRS."

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

'Hey, how about that charity deduction rule change?'

'No, you can't deduct part of your cell as an office.'

'I've decided to pay you in merchandise in lieu of money.'

Absolute Zero.

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

Yes, they are all dependants."

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

"I just asked to see his tax returns. It was supposed to be funny."

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'

'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'