Tax Dodger Jokester Gifts

Taxman takes money from Man doing up a house

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

Yes, they are all dependants."

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

"I just asked to see his tax returns. It was supposed to be funny."

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'

IRS, 'You filed your tax return two days late -- Why do you hate America?'

'Tax inspector: In. Out. Suicide notes.'

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'

"And do you promise to love, honor, and cherish each other, and to pay the United States government more in taxes as a married couple than you would have paid if you had just continued living together?"

'He's testing my Hippocratic Oath. He wors for the IRS.'

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

"Actually we're one of the few businesses that enjoy VAT visits."

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

Little Taxes.

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

'It only made sense for us to finally merge.'

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

"So let me see... for your last will you have decided to bequeath all your unpaid tax bills to your ex husband."

"Think of the raising of taxes as a motivational tool to go out and make more money."

Tax relief

"Bad debts, yes, but you can't deduct bad trips."

"Do you have any receipts from this this 'alien abduction'?"

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'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

I.R.S. - A non-discriminatory federal agency. We Soak rich and poor alike.