Tarantino Fan Gifts

Tartine

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Scottish party

Out of kilter.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

Highland Piper.

"You're awfully tame this evening."

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Scot holding a heart.

Ariana Grande caricature

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

The Scottish Lawn

Titanic iceberg auction

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

Stable boys and Scottsman

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Scot country dancing,

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.