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Uma Thurman

Quentin Tarantino

Tartine

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Scottish party

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Out of kilter.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

Highland Piper.

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

"You're awfully tame this evening."

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Ariana Grande caricature

Scot holding a heart.

The Scottish Lawn

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Monkey Business

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Titanic iceberg auction

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

Stable boys and Scottsman