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"Shall we have 'Glorious B****rds' next"

Tartine

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

Scottish party

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Out of kilter.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Highland Piper.

"You're awfully tame this evening."

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Scot holding a heart.

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

The Scottish Lawn

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

Stable boys and Scottsman

Michelangelo's David

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Tin Man Visits New York

Scot country dancing,

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"