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"Shall we have 'Glorious B****rds' next"

Tartine

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Scottish party

Out of kilter.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Highland Piper.

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

"You're awfully tame this evening."

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

The Scottish Lawn

Scot holding a heart.

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

Monkey Business

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Michelangelo's David

Tin Man Visits New York

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

Stable boys and Scottsman

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Scot country dancing,

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Scottish Love

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.