Tar Pit Tourist Gifts

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

"Think about it: State-of-the-art tar preservation! And then, when we eventually find a cure for this extinction thing, there YOU are! On the ground floor!"

Snowmen Around The World...

Blue Origin

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Jurassic Country Club.

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Monster Buskers

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

'So what do you do?'

Millennium dome - customers wanted.

Yet anoher prehistoric mammal is covered up by the La Brea Tarp - never to be seen again.

"It's closing time and four people are unaccounted for. Start looking."

"It was contributed by the French contingent."

'That reminds me. . . how's your mom?'

'My parents went to the crocodile petting zoo and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

Zoo gate and Ooz door.

Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.

"Ok, so you weren't invited to the tar put party. . . it's not the end of the world, you know!"

Monster in Bath

'You mean this isn't a medieval themed restaurant?'

'Then gently rub in the lighter fluid, and the tar will come right out!'

Miniature Railway: Closed for Miniature Engineering Works.

Edward the Overtall

"It's what he would have wanted."

'Parliament's in Christmas recess, but the circus's open.'

Model village

'Don't try, luv, you'll never get the last word in here!'

'Dang it Bo! IF you're gonna leave the trailer, I wish you'd wear more than a pair of dirty boxers!'

Blue Monster in Bath