Tar Pit Tourist Pillows

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

"Think about it: State-of-the-art tar preservation! And then, when we eventually find a cure for this extinction thing, there YOU are! On the ground floor!"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Blue Origin

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Jurassic Country Club.

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Monster Buskers

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

'So what do you do?'

"It was contributed by the French contingent."

Yet anoher prehistoric mammal is covered up by the La Brea Tarp - never to be seen again.

'My parents went to the crocodile petting zoo and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.

Zoo gate and Ooz door.

Monster in Bath

'Then gently rub in the lighter fluid, and the tar will come right out!'

Edward the Overtall

"It's what he would have wanted."

Miniature Railway: Closed for Miniature Engineering Works.

Model village

'Parliament's in Christmas recess, but the circus's open.'

'Don't try, luv, you'll never get the last word in here!'

'Dang it Bo! IF you're gonna leave the trailer, I wish you'd wear more than a pair of dirty boxers!'

Blue Monster in Bath

Vanishing London Tour - cash in advance.

"I'm scared of heights. . ! !"